Do Blond Wurlitzer Owners Have More Fun?

Can you fit a Blond Wurlitzer 300 into a Skoda Fabia?

Can you turn a Wurlitzer 200 into a 300?  Can you fit a Blond Wurlitzer 300 into a Skoda Fabia?   What happened at the door to Ronnie Scots, when Tom Waits was due to play there - a long long time ago? Do Blond Wurlitzer owners have more fun?

Answers to these questions ...and more...will be revealed ...in time...

P.S.  We discovered yesterday...that you can.